Woh Wifi si ladki,
Main iphone sa ladka,
Milne nahi Deta
Uska Password Sa Papa.
Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...
Jahan dosti wahan pyar
Jahan pyar wahan ishq
Jahan ishq wahan mohabbat
Jahan mohabbat wahan judai
Jahan judai wahan dard
Jahan dard wahan MOOV laga lena
Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi,
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi,
funny shayari Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera,
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raat Hogi.
A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, "Yo Ke Hoyo"!
Bazuon Mein Dum Rakhta Hu,
Dil Mein Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha sms Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Love Story Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Shayari Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.
Gehri Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De,
Pyar Ka Mujrim Hu Mujhe Doob Ke Mar Jaane De.
Bill Kitne Tere Shopping Ke Bhare Hain Humne,
Sochta Hu Maang Lu Paise Magar Jaane De.
Kaash LOVE Ka Insurance Karwaya Jata,
LOVE Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata,
LOVE Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Varna,
Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Dilwaya Jata.
Baarish ke mausam mein kya tum bhi Dil machalata hai?
kya paani mein bhigne ka aapaka bhi man karta hai?
isamen aapaki koi galati nahin hai, is mausam mein har Medak aise hi uchhalta hai.

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